If your phone gets wet
Tane just said " if your phone gets wet, burying it in a bag of rice will eventually attract all the Asians to fix it!!!" Haha
Dads bald head
I arrived at karate to pick up tane. As I started up the stairs he was already waiting just starting to come down . He said " I saw your shiny head walking down the street ". Haha
I ate some Xmas decorations
Carys just said "I just ate some Xmas decorations, and now I've got TINSLITIS" great joke carys.
Stupid people channel
Carys just said " Tane which channel are the stupid people on " She was Referring to the cops shows, and boarder patrol shows. she finds it unbelievable that people do stupid things, like driving while over the limit, or bringing in 50 packets of cigarettes.
Cute Guinea pigs
Tane and I went to pet shop to get some hey for the piggies. There were 2 really cute little pigs and Tane started tearing up! He turned to me and said " it's ok daddy, these are happy tears!!!"
Dr carys
carys was testing Donna's blood to make sure she was ok. Donna "maybe you should check daddy's blood too" Carys (taking a look at my arms) "no, he's too hairy "
Tane playing computer games
He was downstairs playing and I heard him shouting to himself "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about" "I so kick ass at this game" "Oh this is so awesome"
Guinea pig sooooo Hairy
we were having dinner, Tane turns to us and says " did you know, our guinea pigs are soooooo hairy, they needs to get shaved with a weed whacker " hahahhahahahah
Proud dad
Tane was having one of my smoothies, after downing 1/3, turns to mum and says " you have to admit, daddies smoothies are the best "
Armpits
While she was eating breakfast in the morning, she turns to me and says: "Daddy, i can now do farts with my armpit… :-)"